Monday, March 02, 2009

People I Wouldn't Mind Seeing Die Tonight on 24


It's a two-hour SuperExtravaganza episode of Fox's 24 starting NOW. Since the Fox writers have given us so many reprehensible and unsavory characters this season, I think the following people are expendable:

  • The weasel FBI punk who was in on it
  • The redheaded FBI chick
  • Madame President Alison Taylor
  • The President's bratty daughter
  • The President's extremely questionable, if not corrupt Chief of Staff
  • Tony Almeida - AGAIN. This time in tiny pieces.
  • Janeane Garofalo
  • Colonel Iké Dubaku
That's only four key character deaths per hour. I think Jack Bauer could justify this request.

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10 Comments:

  • WOW...why the president? her bratty daughter, you bet. And the weasel FBI shithead, absolutely....oopps. Gotta go. Commercial break is almost over and I need another drink...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 2, 2009 at 8:28 PM  

  • She's weak - and she was clearly modeled on Hillary Clinton.

    By Blogger RFB, at March 2, 2009 at 8:36 PM  

  • Yeah...you're right, I just had hoped for more. Scumbag Senator oughta get his, too. Just love this show...and how nice of Keifer to tell us tonight about how "green" the show operates -and we can too! :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 2, 2009 at 10:59 PM  

  • He tasered a phone tonight, and that was just wonderful. It was kinda Elvis vs. the TV. As for the redheaded FBI chick, check her hopping style of gun-drawn running and stair climbing. It's a little comedic.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 2, 2009 at 11:55 PM  

  • Garofalo’s pretty much moving up the charts there for me—with a bullet.

    Next up: Director of CTU.

    And the show needs even more people who don’t believe in Jack. Damn, what’s a guy gotta do to prove himself.

    @FF - Lmao. When you take out a phone like that, that’s hardcore.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 3, 2009 at 10:04 AM  

  • Well one out of your 8 died. Very frustrating episode. How is it a dozen men from a third world nation can overtake one of the most secure locations in the world with nothing more than some guns, a laptop and flippers?
    And if my daughter acted like that, I might have to leave her out there with the General. That would teach her a lesson.

    By Blogger Brice, at March 3, 2009 at 10:05 AM  

  • One more thing -- does the Potomac River flow under the White House? Maybe I missed something.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 3, 2009 at 8:39 PM  

  • We're a little behind in that series in Australia - does Jack still have that cheap-looking flip phone that can 'patch' live satellite video and 3D architectural diagrams with blinking dots where the terrorists are? You guys have all the bandwidth over there.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 4, 2009 at 4:18 PM  

  • Damnit, IAN! There's no TIME for that right now!

    Yeah - the blinking dots representing live terrorists...copy that.

    By Blogger RFB, at March 4, 2009 at 4:34 PM  

  • too bad more on your list weren't killed off....like Janeane Garofalo. She should have been killed off after the first episode as EVERYONE twittered it must be done then... and so now.

    And if the White House is THAT easy to break into with 12 men, what's taken so long?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 9, 2009 at 5:06 PM  

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