All Your Hipness Overload

What is it with the cupcakes, people? Enough with the cupcakes already. And bacon? Yes, of course, bacon is good, but must it be referenced 10 times a day? Bacon is not "insider."

I will let Mr. Cash stare at you now. He is mad at you for pretending to like him simply because it's considered cool to like him. Johnny doesn't play that way.

Oil, War, Taxes, Environment, Religion and Other Points of Debate

We can bark at each other until we're blue in the face, restating our rehearsed talking points with fake civility to the point that they become mere bumper stickers. Politics is now PR, and if you repeat a slogan long enough and loud enough, people start to pick it up and believe it.

You hate me and I hate you. You're a deluded fool and I'm a mindless drone. You're stupid and I'm dumb.

But I think there's one thing we can both agree on: Johnny Cash had a cool voice, even when working for American Oil (aka Amoco) now a part of BP (Formerly known as British Petroleum, now using the eco-friendly "Beyond Petroleum.")