The Great Beyond

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Yes, She Went There

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UPDATE: Ah, damn. I was right.

Political Necromancy

With every Republican in the field conjuring up the spirit of Reagan, and the Democrats summoning the ghosts of the dead Kennedys, it seems like a good time to resurrect (zing!) this old ad from 1980, featuring none other than Big Ted K being used in an ad for Reagan - by Democrats.

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The recent media giant group mutiple orgasm over Ted Kennedy’s endorsement, crowning and genuflecting before Jesus Obama is what led me to stumble upon this as I was taking a quick refresher course in Kennedology.