Where's My Jetpack?

Links can be your ticket to riches!
(Sometimes referred to as "Affiliate Marketing.")

Here are seven other places you could be right now on this great big webbed thing we call the Intertube.

Pork Earmarks. Speckles is out of touch and Unfit to Lead.
Baltimore's own M.M. McDermott explains why Gates/Seinfeld were successful for Microsoft.
Rick Sanchez is twitting, tweeting and facebooking the hell out of the Wall Street thing.
Drew sometimes strikes out. Drawing two comics a day will do that to anyone. He hits a homer with "Interview over Lunch."
Leave Alec Alone! "Like a bareback unicorn orgy on a cloud made of rainbow colored cookie dough."
"He's on the agency side, she's on the client side." (Sounds like the lead-in to a sitcom.) A new ad blog called "Married to the Enemy."
Uncle Sam comin' to get ya! (From my other blog, a place to indulge my other personalities, because admitting you're insane is the first step toward recovery.)

Here are 7 other places you can be right now.
(But I will open the link in a new browser window so you stay your ass right here!)

Apologies to my blogging buds, whom I've neglected by not commenting on their blogs regularly as I used to. Reason is the Evil Corporate Masters, who prevent me from seeing anything with the suffix of .blogspot, .typepad or .wordpress. I can see you in my reader and always read your stuff, but that's it. Unless I get to you at home after work or on the weekends, I'm a negligent blogger.

Apologies to AdRants, AdScam, Agency Tart, American Copywriter, Catch Up Lady, Brand DNA, Chimp Media Monitoring, Copyranter, Every Sandwich, Hespos, Heybeus, Life in the Garden, Married to the Sea, Make The Logo Bigger, Mental Hygiene, MultiCult Classics, New York Punk, RayTube, Renegade Agency Confessional, Scamp, Texan in Hippieland, The AdHole, The Daily (Ad) Biz, The Assimilated Negro, Thinking in Vain, Toadstool, Why Advertising Sucks, Yes But No But Yes, Yonder Ponder.

Some of you have also been very negligent, not posting to your own blogs in months. Blogging is tough work, I know, but if you remain dormant, I've got to pull you from the "Linkers and Lurkers" list and replace you with something new. No offense, but if you've quit, I'm not keeping you around out of respect for your blog's memory. Not that I don't respect your blog's memory...but you know what I mean.

On the plus side, Evil Corporate Masters today announced a permanent switch from Business Casual to Totally Casual all the time, not just on Fridays. So maybe not so Evil after all.

Here are seven other places you could be right now on this fascinating World Wide Waste of Time.

Fred Leo of Every Sandwich analyzes the gang graffiti on his back fence from a marketing/messaging perspective.
Working late at an agency...and discovering another bunch of reasons to hate your job.
The view from your window, a regular reader generated feature of Andrew Sullivan's blog at The Atlantic.
Can't afford expensive waders? Do it the Texan way.
Survival of the spitefullest, from Drew at Married to The Sea. (Better known as the artist behind Toothpaste for Dinner.)
Headed to Florida? Don't miss the Burt Reynolds & Friends Museum.
Shipment of Fail! (Which I found through Carb Free Creativity, who left a comment at Yonder Ponder. Don't you love this scary and intricate web we weave?)

Yeah, I know. Technically, that was 11 other places. But I only used seven bullets. So shut up.

Here are seven other places on the Internet you could be.

Sometimes I think Drew at Married to the Sea does his comics on acid. Other times, weed. I think he did this one on weed. The acid ones aren't as funny.
Is love blossoming between an AE and a creative? Or is someone about to be stalked?
God has a special woman for you, and she's got big tits.
Good intentions getting twisted into meaninglessness.
From north of Bal'more comes something refreshing : an agency blog that doesn't suck.
Those MLMers always get testy when you shut 'em down.
A satirist rewrites Shakespeare in chav-speak, including "MacBeff" and "De Taming of de Bitch."