Seven Other Places

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Here are seven other places you could be right now on this great big webbed thing we call the Intertube.

1. Pork Earmarks. Speckles is out of touch and Unfit to Lead.
2. Baltimore's own M.M. McDermott explains why Gates/Seinfeld were successful for Microsoft.
3. Rick Sanchez is twitting, tweeting and facebooking the hell out of the Wall Street thing.
4. Drew sometimes strikes out. Drawing two comics a day will do that to anyone. He hits a homer with "Interview over Lunch."
5. Leave Alec Alone! "Like a bareback unicorn orgy on a cloud made of rainbow colored cookie dough."
6. "He's on the agency side, she's on the client side." (Sounds like the lead-in to a sitcom.) A new ad blog called "Married to the Enemy."
7. Uncle Sam comin' to get ya! (From my other blog, a place to indulge my other personalities, because admitting you're insane is the first step toward recovery.)

Seven Other Places

Here are 7 other places you can be right now.
(But I will open the link in a new browser window so you stay your ass right here!)

• Carnies for McCain
• There's Strong, and there's Abercrombie Strong
• Contextual Ad Disaster
• Henry goes shopping. Full of fail.
• Expect to see this picture for a long time to come
• Sarah Palin's (fake) blog
• Lazy blogger post generator

Seven Other Places

Here are seven other places you could be right now on this fascinating World Wide Waste of Time.

• Fred Leo of Every Sandwich analyzes the gang graffiti on his back fence from a marketing/messaging perspective.
• Working late at an agency...and discovering another bunch of reasons to hate your job.
• The view from your window, a regular reader generated feature of Andrew Sullivan's blog at The Atlantic.
• Can't afford expensive waders? Do it the Texan way.
• Survival of the spitefullest, from Drew at Married to The Sea. (Better known as the artist behind Toothpaste for Dinner.)
• Headed to Florida? Don't miss the Burt Reynolds & Friends Museum.
• Shipment of Fail! (Which I found through Carb Free Creativity, who left a comment at Yonder Ponder. Don't you love this scary and intricate web we weave?)

Yeah, I know. Technically, that was 11 other places. But I only used seven bullets. So shut up.

Seven Other Places

Here are seven other places on the Internet you could be right now.

1. Every Presidential campaign logo since 1960. (Page might take some time to load.)
2. It's an animated chimp movie, with jetpacks! (With Amtrak as a sponsor? Sure to suck.)
3. Huge in Brazil, ancient Canadian power trio Rush. Their fans down there even sing to the instrumentals.
4. Meatwater. (Thanks, Fish & Chimps.)
5. The Obama worship has officially gone too far.
6. Passionate-White-person-teaches-inner-city-youth-to-shine.
7. A cool design firm wants you to work for them. You'll have to move to Jordan.

Seven Other Places

Here are seven other places on the Internet you could be.

• Sometimes I think Drew at Married to the Sea does his comics on acid. Other times, weed. I think he did this one on weed. The acid ones aren't as funny.
• Is love blossoming between an AE and a creative? Or is someone about to be stalked?
• God has a special woman for you, and she's got big tits.
• Good intentions getting twisted into meaninglessness.
• From north of Bal'more comes something refreshing : an agency blog that doesn't suck.
• Those MLMers always get testy when you shut 'em down.
• A satirist rewrites Shakespeare in chav-speak, including "MacBeff" and "De Taming of de Bitch."

The Black Hole That is The Internet

• The supposedly "neutral" Swiss are going to kill us all.
• You're about to be Tay Roll'd
• So, you've got a portfolio? BFD, says James.
• Twitter with care, just in case you weren't connected enough.
• Scamp posts a Bud Commercial with comment. 160 show up to have their say.

It's Friday - It's Good

A photographer takes very nice panoramas that are used in many Wikipedia articles. I suggest you steal some.

If you must crucify yourself, please get a tetanus shot. (Sponsored by Coca-Cola!)

Some clever submissions to Scamp’s “Advertising Haiku” post.

Old driver safety films.

The client who knows it all.

Can the venture capital for social networking sites please dry up now?

Go Ahead, Waste Some More Time

J-Lo’s Bitch

Hire a copywriter. Do it for the children.

Top 12 unreadable minimalist watches

Ad blogger tries to quit blogging, readers won’t let her.

Toad deconstructs Stuff White People Like

The Spitzerface, a new emoticon from DC trendmachers Hey Be Us.

Did you hear the one about the Polish bank robbers?

And She Shall Dance and Sing Aloud

Two more old ad oddities sites I've stumbled upon.

One is called Modern Mechanix. It's like some guy has inherited his grandfather's old magazine collection and sits for many hours a day scanning articles and ads, then writing out all the copy in each ad under the image. One man's obsession is your entertainment.

Another is Devil Duck which appears to grab from other sites more often than not but sprinkles in some unique weirdness.

Friday F*ckin' Off

In the spirit of Bill's Weekly WTF and Mark's Link Haze, here's some weird stuff to wile away the hours in your cube while you wait for the whistle to blow, signaling the end of another work week - with you no better prepared for retirement.

Straight Cash Homey: The guy who brought us the fake Drew Bledsoe blog, TonyHomo, is now collecting pictures of people in jerseys. I don't know why. Vaguely funny, but how long can it last?


He's a mysterious and minor character on NBC's The Office, but he writes a pretty funny blog. Check out Creed Thoughts and gaze with wonder at the amount of comments on each post. Network comedy writers have the sweetest jobs.


They've got scissors, scanners, and access to stacks and stacks of their grandparents' magazines. The people of LiveJournal's Vintage Ad Community are hard at work wasting my time.



Married to the Sea has apparently exhausted their supply of 19th Century illustrations and have a new look that is best described as 1970s Sunday School Clip Art. It's weird when a comic rebrands, but it's just as twisted-witty as before.