Thursday, August 28, 2008

Band Names From Google News

You set up your MySpace music site. You uploaded your logo to Cafe Press. Your sister and your cousin are telling all their friends to download your sure-to-be-a-smash-hit song "Second Lunch Kiss," and you and your bandmates have all bought really tight low riding girl jeans and white belts, even the chubby bassist, who looks really stupid in them. But for whatever reason, the big label deal hasn't arrived yet. Maybe it's because your band's name just isn't touching the masses. Sure, it's obscure and mysterious, but you might need to consider a new one. I offer you these, based on today's headlines at Google News.

  • Forty-Five Year Dream
  • Here Comes Gustav
  • Desperation Prevails
  • Safe Passage
  • Arson House
  • Jail For Mom
  • Tequila Nightmare

Here are 158 more.

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