Spellcheck, Damnit!

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You'd figure if you're going to outfit a fleet of service trucks with vinyl lettering, you might at least....never mind.

Snapped on the way into work in illiterate Orlando.

Previously in "Spellchecker."

Blasphemer!

I thought I'd edit Mr. Jefferson's document a little.

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Guess this means Sean Hannity won't be inviting me to his picnic.

Of course I "Love My Country." But let's be real for a minute on this day and remember that the "Founding Fathers" would probably not have associated with you unless you wore a powdered wig and banged your slaves. It's fine to celebrate our past, but don't color history in such majestic and glorious shades that you repaint it entirely.

We still have a long way to go as a country. We are just as divided today as we were then. 40-45% of the colonists supported the rebellion. 15-20% of the population remained loyal to the British Crown and the remaining 35-45% attempted to remain neutral.

A Gruesome Butchering

The payoff is worth the 3 minute wait.

Grammar Spammer

Hey, Spammy:

Good effort here, but the plural "schoolmates" was a tip-off. And I also don't remember eating lunch with a Darin Marshall in school. Hire a proofreader.

Very untruly yours,

Jetpacks













Previously: Annoying misspelling.