Tailgating with Jack

Clipart Mashup - Sinister Milkman

Two images combined to create a strange Halloween costume idea, or the name of your new band, or the title of Stephen King's next book, or simply a disturbing image to appear in your RSS feed on a Monday afternoon in late October.

I wish I could get paid to be weird.

Super Saturated Street Scenes - European Tour

In association with Google Street Views, Where's My Jetpack? presents the fourth in a series of one-of-a-kind, super-rare-find artistic compositions.

Suitable for framing, (and you'd be a fool not to) a guy fixes a traffic light on Via Francesco Martinengo in Milan, Italy. Remind me someday to tell you what happened in Milan.

This print is titled "Don't Walk" and is available for purchase through select brokers. By appointment only. Prices upon request.

Big Picture

Jack-O-Lantern^TM, Threatening Sky^TM and Major Mike Adams^TM sold separately.

Yeah, I'm kinda obsessed with Google Street Views.

You Won't Find This Story Anywhere Else

Because the left wing, in-the-tank, mainstream media is in love with Obama and won't tell you the facts!

As every gentleman knows, when walking with a person of the opposite gender down a sidewalk, the man always takes the street side. This is to protect the woman from possible mud splashing created by passing vehicles rolling through puddles, as well as to fend off the stares and advances of the ravenous menfolk who drive by, never shy about expressing their appreciation for females through various grunts and gestures.

Here is Barack Obama walking with his daughter in Chicago on Halloween evening. I wish I had seen this before I voted.

Me, I Prefer Comedy

The local attractions do their best to scare the crap out of everyone for Halloween each year, and Universal Studios typically scares better than most. This year's theme is "Bloody Mary." Here is a shortened but plenty creepy promotion for the event.





The billboards for Bloody Mary are scary enough that local parents are trying to get them taken down.

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Not sure what sort of strange goings on are going on here in this 1907 ad for Hart Schaffner & Marx Good Clothes Makers, but the young lad looks less than pleased to be carving the Jack O'Lantern for the stern and sharp-dressed man. But you gotta love a company that lays it out so plainly: Good Clothes Makers.

Copy reads: Three great campaigns going on- Politics, fun, clothes. You'll be right in clothes, if our name's in them.

Man, I don't get it.

I know many of you are holding back on sick captions.

My Neighbor is Building a Guillotine

A few houses down, this caught my eye as I drove past late this afternoon. I asked him what it was for and he replied that it was for his wife, who had pissed him off for the last time.














He finally gave up that it's actually some sort of Halloween project. That's some pretty hardcore Halloween planning ahead.

Previously in my weird neighborhood.