Thursday, January 13, 2011

CYA

Just in case you were considering taking a refreshing dip in this gator-infested, weed-choked swamp of a canal, the HOA would like you to know that this is not a permitted activity.

They warned you. And now they're covered against all lawsuits.

Stupid, paranoid, litigious America.

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Friday, June 18, 2010

220, 221 - Whatever It Takes

Seen on the road this morning, this guy's vanity plate says "Mr. Mom." And although his grammar needs a little work, he is also an unabashed patriot. (And that flag reminded me of the Schooner Tuna campaign.)

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Sunday, May 09, 2010

WINNER! Best Handmade Corner Sign in The Down Economy

Everyone else just says "We Pay Cash for Your House," or "I'll Buy Your House - CASH." I love the innovation of this local shark, looking to help you out of your personal financial crisis.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Right On Time

Walked past a FastSigns storefront last night on our way to all-you-can-eat wings at the local Gator's Dockside and saw this odd juxtaposition. A guy making a big impression with his presentation of a beautiful posterboard from FastSigns...in 1998.

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Vehicle Graphics

Designed for an as-yet imaginary vehicle to be used in an as-yet imaginary endeavor. But we traffic in imagination.
The emblem on the corner of the trailer is from another imaginary endeavor.

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Belinda Will Bedazzle Your Bra

Not just for strippers and show girls anymore, now you too can enjoy the luxurious feeling of jewelry in your butt crack.

Belinda is a focused businesswoman, and she took the extra step to wrap her vehicle with this classy advert for her unique brand of jeweled underthings. See some of Belinda's creations here.


Seen in Altamonte Springs, Florida this weekend.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Volvo Hater


Saw this car on the road this morning. If you can't read it through the rain, it says, "Ask me why I will never buy another Volvo." This guy also displayed a URL on the back of the vehicle: Orlando-Volvo.com. There, he offers testimony from other Volvo haters and a video (that doesn't load) of his Volvo "misbehaving." There are also a bunch of Google Adwords ads for extended auto warranties.

I suppose you could find a thousand people to write bad reviews about nearly anything, and this guy has been collecting them from all over the place regarding Volvos. Clearly, you can't please all of the people all of the time.

You really have to be a special person to drive this vehicle, and you really have to have been pissed off to pay the money to deck it out in this ridiculous red-yellow hate scheme. And to what end? How many will see this car and the accompanying site and forever avoid Volvos? Is Volvo aware? Are they doing anything for the guy? At what point does the brand say, "Screw it. Pay the guy off and fix his car, make him sign an agreement that he won't badmouth us anymore."? Or does the brand say, "Whack job. Forget about it." and plow on, ignoring an obviously pissed off former customer?

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